The Lost legend of Lord Whiskey's Gold is a book written by GameChap. They are normally seen when he is reviewing written books in Minecraft 1.3.
THE LOST LEGEND
LORD WHISKEY'S GOLD
by Mr. GameChap. Esq
Published by Uncle Bobs Books
Once upon a time, in a land of thrill and danger, there was a large, rich and extensive mine of gold. It was said that the gold was of the highest purity, and glittered like a sea of finest jewels and gemstones.
The inhabitants of
the land, a short-tempered people who customarily dressed in mottled green, were loath to allow any outsider to pass into the mine, lest they take the gold for their own.
For most of the country's history,
neither adventurer nor explorer had never been able to outwit the natives and seize their treasure.
It was in the year 1850, however, that a bold and enterprising gentleman by the name of Lord Whisky learnt of the gold mine's existance.
Without so such as a moment's hesitation, he cast down the newspaper he had been persusing, fetched his blunderbuss and royal assistant and took off into the overcast horizen to search of splendid riches!
THE LOST LEGEND
LORD WHISKY'S GOLD
by mr. GameChap. Esq.
Published by Uncle Bob's Books
SETTING off on his twin-seated penny farthering, his loyal assistant in tow, Lord Whiskey contemplated the possible extent of the gold mine. "Should we find more than three kilograms, I shall never pay another penny towards my mansion!" he cried.
It was shortly after this moment that the duo's destination came into view, the morning sun piercing the heavens with a glorious light as it illuminated the path towards the long-forgotten cave. "There, Lord Whiskey!" came the shout, and indeed there it